1. "Yes you will be in hell. But I will feel better having you there. That’s what a relationship is, we average our misery."
    — Lisa Cuddy

    (Source: stilllagging, via drgreglaurie)

  2. fullten:


    Eddie Izzard - shopping at Mac store in Soho

    New York City - May 14, 2014

    When I was a kid I saw his HBO special. I watched it so many times I still know most of the words.  It was the first time I saw a man dressed feminine, be funny, and not have women as a punch line. He didn’t slump out in front of the stage embarrassed by his clothing, he came out perfectly happy, hoping around, and didn’t do some silly feminine voice for laughs, he just used his voice, he wore his clothes, spoke about social injustice, and he was fucking funny. It was nice to watch a comedian and not be the fucking punch line or a flattened stereotype for laughs. 

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  4. funkingopenuts:


    Report Rewatch | Do, Dump, or Marry

    this is my favorite thing ever

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  5. helloradness:

    if white people hate kanye west for being “self-obsessed” and “arrogant” why dont they hate robert downey jr too

    (Source: gaydicks420, via youllneverwakawakaalone)

    Tagged #u know why

  6. firemen:




    my follower count is my birth year

    did you know jesus personally?

    slam DUNKED


    (via iwantedtacosnotthis)

  7. suprastar:




    Next level trust.

    Love that show so much

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  8. awdelphine:

    "Good night"

    (via drgreglaurie)


  9. every episode of house md ever

    1. house: a case!
    2. team: lupus/sarcoidosis
    3. house: no that's dumb you're dumb we need to do a dangerous and probably illegal thing to see what it is
    4. foreman: house no
    5. cuddy: house no
    6. wilson: house no
    7. house: hoUSE YES
    8. the team: *tries different things*
    9. patient: *nearly dies like 4 times*
    10. cuddy: house do your clinic hours
    11. house: nah i need to do more illegal things
    12. cuddy: house no
    13. sexual tension: *remains unresolved*
    14. wilson: house stop
    15. house: everyone's an idiot
    16. wilson: hoUSE STOP
    17. sexual tension: *remains unresolved*
    18. foreman: but I don't want to be house
    19. thirteen: oh my god ur whiny
    20. chase: *is dishy*
    21. taub: *is jewish*
    22. patient: oh also here's a look into my sex life/drug use/whatever but i didn't think it was important before
    23. house: ...
    24. thirteen: ...
    25. foreman: ...
    26. taub: ...
    27. everyone: ...u know if you told us that like five minutes ago we could have cured you sooner
    28. patient: *is cured woohoo*
    29. credits: roll

  10. piplump:

    Pros and cons of boys:

    • Con: They’re dicks
    • Pro: Their dicks

    (Source: piplump, via vanilllalatte)