December 2009
“She’s like a baby, I’m like a cat, When we are happy we both get...”
– Barenaked Ladies, Life, In a Nutshell
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Guide to British people (from some site)
1. We (the British) don’t like you. Whether we’re scared of you or we laugh at you, either way you’re not our friends nearly as much as you think you are. Ha.
“Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas...”
– Narrator, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“Be good, get good, or give up.”
– Gregory House
“Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the...”
“From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered;
We...”
– William Shakespeare, Henry V
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ARGHHHHH
I hate how the Idomo man says “three-ninety-nine”. DAMN HIM!
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formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/evanlicious
“This is my mistake. Let me make it good. I raised the wall, and I will be the...”
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
– Albus Dumbledore
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If you think that "When The Whistle Blows" should...
“I don’t get it,” Goebbler
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Listen.
Do you hear what I hear? Do you see what I see? Do you know what I know?
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Dont drink and tumbl Children...
you say stupid things
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So....
I have this friend. We’ve known each other for like 12 years and I recently realized that I just really don’t like her that much any more. I think her new friends are weird and she just totally snaked me in September. I actually don’t even care about my turn of attitude. I just really kind of don’t like her. Oh well.
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Rude. (I love you Nandi Claus)
Evan: Hey Andy you should dress up in a Santa suit.
Andy Nandi: Are you saying that I'm fat?!
Evan: No, I--
Andy: Shut up, you skinny BITCH
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OGC
stripesoftiger:
archangel420:
stripesoftiger:
ihatepigeons:
If you look at the title of this post sideways you’ll see a dude masturbating.
MIND.BLOWN.
LOOOL WOAH :P how do people come up with this stuff…
[twist your head to the left]
lmao. OK looks like a stickman with a big head
omg true! LOOOL :P
Maybe not a gut masturbating, but def a guy with an erection
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I am in need of some Christmas Cheer
Shall I watch the Extras “Extra Special Series Finale?”
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Ew
I have a pimple on my tragus. Not cute.
I ASKED GREG WONG IF HE WANTS TO SEE A MOVIE WITH...
I will be a slave to my phone for the next few hours, days, or how ever long it takes him to respond (probably with a no)
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“It doesn’t matter if you’re lying in the gutter
It doesn’t...”
– Barlow, Walk Away
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“We’re all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”
– Oscar Wilde
"i’m canadian. anything over 15 degrees celsius is...
floatingintheblue:
- aseriesofserendipities (this is actually truth)
Duh. Even 10.
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Confession
I have “One Less Lonely Girl” on my iPod. And I like it.
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I am naming my first son Stephen...
…so he can be a fucking awesome guy.
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Wedding vows (for realsies)
These are SO going to be my wedding vows:
All that I am and all that I have, I offer to you in love and in joy. From this day forward I will love and comfort you, hold you close, prize you above all others. I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around or desert you. I will never make you cry, I will never say goodbye, I will never tell a lie or hurt you.
