January 2012
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It’s like the TARDIS: it feels so much bigger once it’s inside you.
– Jonathan Ross on David Tennant’s penis.
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To learn that it’s easier to be told by others what to think and believe than it...
– Neil deGrasse Tyson on why one should read the Bible
After watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo I officially find Daniel Craig fucking hot. He can certainly wear a sweater.
December 2011
Very surprised that the end of Dragon Tattoo was the start of Plays with Fire. Despite that oddness, that movie was totally awesome.
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A three-day-old human embryo is a collection of 150 cells called a blastocyst....
– Sam Harris, Letter to a Christian Nation
Get it through your heads, people. Potentiality=/=actuality, and we don’t hand out rights based on mere potential.
(via prolongedeyecontact)
I have the potential to be a doctor! Give me a medical license before finishing school!
I have the potential to...
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Special Someone
Mary: Tell me, Edmund, do you have someone special in your life?
Blackadder: Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
Mary: Who?
Blackadder: Me.
Mary: No, I mean, someone you love and cherish and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt.
Blackadder: Mmmm, still me, really.
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Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
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So my local PBS isn’t showing Sherlock until January 15th -_-
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So Michael McIntyre doesn’t have any Asian DNA?
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I should make a “texts from Ani” blog, because we have the best text conversations ever.
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Everyone: You were so pretty with long hair. Why did you cut it?!
Me: Because fuck you.
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Listening to Camp for the first time.
Actually this is my first time listening to any Childish Gambino, and I’m not quite sure what to think. The melodies and beats are amazing on this album, particularly on “Sunrise”. On the other hand I have a problem with many of the lyrics; like does he really need to mention ejaculating on someone’s face in at least 2 songs? Wow you’re so intellectual -_-. Also...
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The Books I Read in 2011.
1) Hangman by: Faye Kellerman
2) Hedwig and the Angry Inch by: John Cameron Mitchell
3) Modern and Normal by: Karen Solie
4)Open by: Lisa Moore
5) This Is Your Brain On Music by: Daniel J. Levitan
6) The Perks of Being a Wallflower by: Stephen Chbosky
7) The Catcher In The Rye by: J. D. Salinger
8) The Hobbit by: J.R.R Tolkien
9) The Killing Circle by: Andrew Pyper
10) Worth...
It’s important to make people see you, the way you see you
– Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover during an interview w/ HardKnockTv (via danikalarkin)
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Fry and Laurie
Audience member: I'd just like to ask Luella where she gets her strength from.
Stephen Fry: Luella. Lady here would like to know where the massacred-arse you get your strength from.
A long time ago, we used to be friends, but I...