1. I’m not handsome enough to be James Bond. Maybe a villain, though.

    (Source: lovelydean, via sangfroidwoolf)

  3. banji-realness:

    Relationship goals

    (via afternoonsnoozebutton)

  4. In football, all you need is a ball and a patch of dirt.

    (Source: jamespmilner, via lfcarmy)


  5. "it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds."
    — an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)

    (Source: sailorfuckshit, via striderdaves)


  6. "privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail."
    — judge mathis, speaking the truth (via spring1999)

    (Source: warcrimenancydrew, via themissingmisnomer)


  7. julianedenisebaylonn:

    going down the stairs and missing the last step like


    (via fckyhthe1975)

  8. highkeygay:

    my wedding