Life’s altered you as it has altered me, and what would be the point of living if we didn’t let life change us?
Norman Reedus’ Irish accent is the worst thing I have ever heard.
Stephen Fry: Do you know what Mahatma means?
Alan Davies: It means, 'Can I have my hat please, Mother?'
you know that Jim Gaffigan joke “have you ever had so much to do, you just took a nap?”
well, have you ever had so many movies, books, and tv shows to watch/read that you just ripped your face off and died?
keeping the tags because perfection