Stephen Fry: Do you know what Mahatma means?
Alan Davies: It means, 'Can I have my hat please, Mother?'
Skoose is my favourite character on Whites.
It actually is a tragedy that Whites got cancelled. I needed to see Roland and Caroline get together.
Alan on him and Stephen on QI
Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
Alan: Hugh Laurie.
I LOVE when Alan says “No one noticed, Hugh” after Stephen called Sue Perkins “Mel”.
Stephen: What's something I've hypnotised?
Alan: Hugh Laurie.
If I was ever on QI, I would sit on Alan’s lap and stroke his hair the entire time.
My favourite thing about the Tumblr community is our reaction to people we love and/or find attractive. For example, when I see Alan Davies, this is my reaction: OH MY GOD I HATE YOUR FACE, JUST STOP PLEASE, YOU ARE SO CUTE I COULD JUST PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT.