Sterling was basically a dog chasing a laser light
Johnson was an emotional terrorist
Suarez found out he wasn’t Maradona
Stevie aged
Lucas smiled
Enrique invented a new position combining striker with left back
Skrtel did not get arrested for murder
Reina was bored
Agger was god
Allen was there (I think)
Rodgers was thirsty
And every supporter watching the game had their face inside their palms at least half the time, wondering how we still can’t convert chances and come so close to scoring so many times thus sparking an existential crisis questioning everything in life as you know it and if this didn’t happen to you then you aren’t a true fan
(Source: whatthefuckisfootball)

